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Why did the Wisconsin Democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.

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Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music?

Progressive rock.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Wisconsin Jokes More Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

Recall Jokes More Recall Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.