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Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why did the Wisconsin Democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny.

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

Trucker Jokes More Trucker Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music?

Progressive rock.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.