Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why did the Wisconsin Democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.