Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

His smellular phone!

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Recall Jokes More Recall Jokes

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)