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Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why did the Wisconsin Democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

Because he was in the coo klux klan

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

His smellular phone!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Which is the most courteous State in the US?

Conetiquette