Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why did the Wisconsin Democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

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W Jokes More W Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

Recall Jokes More Recall Jokes

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What do 7 million Chevy's have in common?

I don't recall.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

Walk Dead Jokes More Walk Dead Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.