What options does an abortionist have t...

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What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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How to convert QT3.14 into GF format?

Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.