Abortionist Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

Wade Jokes More Wade Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Option Jokes More Option Jokes

How to convert QT3.14 into GF format?

Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

P Jokes More P Jokes

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Conceive Jokes More Conceive Jokes

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.