My poor, mixed-up kids...
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
They might be cheetahs!
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
He foamed at the mouth.
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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Row v. Wade
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
It doesn't matter.
He had to wait in a Q!
He was a mole
Executed.
