Abortionist Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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Scramble Egg Jokes More Scramble Egg Jokes

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Wade Jokes More Wade Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

P Jokes More P Jokes

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

Option Jokes More Option Jokes

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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