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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
His lily died
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
He has claw marks on his forehead.
Cause everyone's dying to get in!
Nothing...
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**
Invest a billion.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
Cat-holic
She's the one on her bike.
They're the ones with the little red hats.
Kid: At the Joke shop.
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
Shi'a LaBeouf
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