Row vs. Wade
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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
His lily died
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
Because he was too inefficient.
Convert to kilograms.
Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)
The line to Starbucks.
Scrambled eggs =p
If you conceive something, they can execute it.
Because she was told it makes you see things!
Nothing. She's already been told.
Shucks
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
