Row vs. Wade
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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
His lily died
Nobody knows. Sorry if it is a repost
I dunno, I just repost them.
He had only one pupil.
Grandparents.
Half calf
The line to Starbucks.
The fastest way to get across a river.
Vietnom nom nom nom
Dewalts
He might Pikachu.
My shower gets turned on by me.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
If you conceive something, they can execute it.