Row vs. Wade
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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
His lily died
To stay under cover
All-porpoise cleaner.
WalMart!
Cheapskates getting cheap skates
He invested in beanstocks!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**
Two of my favorites are:
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
It's 'rent free!
There is correction fluid on screen.
They're the ones with the little red hats.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Because they don't even know if they believe.
