How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh