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How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What do elephants and plums have in common?

Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.