How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".