Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.