Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

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Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.