Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

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Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.