How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Dancer Jokes More Dancer Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Tiny Jokes More Tiny Jokes

Why do you call it Tiny?

Because it's my newt.

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER