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Negative Number Jokes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes