Tennis Player Jokes

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What's tennis players favourite city?

Volley wood!

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.