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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

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1) When I was your age...

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

Wimbledon Jokes More Wimbledon Jokes

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

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What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

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What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

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What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish