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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

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What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?

A new age song.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

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What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

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