Tennish Jokes

When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

Serena Williams ' Favorite Time Jokes More Serena Williams ' Favorite Time Jokes

What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!

What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station?

Whoops, wrong sub.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus