What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

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Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...