What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?