Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Because they have two shifts!
