Snowballs.
Snowballs
The snowball!
They're both brown except the snowball.
Snowballs!
Dead people had lives.
Romans.
It chips.
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
You're hired" "Not guilty"
A heard
Dog-gone!
HashTag!
You can make a pet out of a snake!
Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.
Shorts!
He used an eyepatch
WasWas
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)