Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.