Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

What do you call it when Batman plays hooky from church?

Christian Bale

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.