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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.