Snow Woman Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women?

Snow-balls.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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They both distrust men.

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The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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Hope he doesn't see you.

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He nose what he's doing

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