What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

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What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What's the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls.