Snow balls
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One that smells like a snow man.
Snowballs
Because its an inanimate object.
Snow balls.
Hey, you smell carrots
He took his icicle
Do you smell carrot?
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.
It's not like they are coming to yours.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)
For the watch.
By icicles
It knocked him cold.
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
The snow on top of it has melted.
Nobody knows.
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
Nice watch
Because he's a man of the nice watch
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
Because they are ugly and they stink.