Snow Man Jokes

What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

Why cant you suprise a snow man?

Because its an inanimate object.

What's the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls.

What did one Snow Man say to the other?

Hey, you smell carrots

How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

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What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women?

Snow-balls.

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Business Man Jokes More Business Man Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator