What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.