What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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How do reptilians melt steel beams?

Thermite.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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What did the the black boy get for Christmas?

Your Bike...

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.