What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

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What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.