Refractions
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
Swigonometry.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Bagles
The Post Office
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
Gingers
Somewhere over a rainbow...
Hue hue hue hue
Take notes.
Ransom notes.
A naughty strawberry
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty