Refractions
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
Gingers
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
A LepreKHAAAAAAN!
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
Diving
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
Twerkins
A light house.
He responds, "One note at a time."
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Naughty by Nature
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
Because it's inefficient!
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.