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What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

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What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Rerun Jokes More Rerun Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

Happy Medium Jokes More Happy Medium Jokes

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

College Kid Jokes More College Kid Jokes

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Violate Jokes More Violate Jokes

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

Removed

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

Original Content Jokes More Original Content Jokes

What to hear something funny?

Original Content

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.