Rerun Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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Tantrum Jokes More Tantrum Jokes

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Content Jokes More Content Jokes

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What is the quietest place on Earth?

The complaint department at a parachute packing company.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit

Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before