Hot Pocket Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

Wealth Jokes More Wealth Jokes

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

N Vidia Jokes More N Vidia Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What does a memelord put on his sandwich?

L-mayo

What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich?

A sub routine.

Amd Jokes More Amd Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.