One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
Your mother.
It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.
Some day you will be red!
Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
Because it's eight more.
Because opposite poles attract
Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
He wasn't in the MahMoud.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Because seven ate nine.
Because he ate too many crabs!
Poverty
The slide into poverty.
