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Hot Pocket Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

Amd Jokes More Amd Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.