Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets
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One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
A sandwich.
She asks. "It cheese ma."
Anyone can mash potatoes
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures
Ssh bby is ok
Your Mother.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
Because they've no pockets to put things in!
Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!
One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
When you see he has no hands.
They know how to raise the roof.
