How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes