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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Artichoke Jokes More Artichoke Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable?

Artichoke.