How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes