How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable?

Artichoke.