How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes