Scooby Doo Jokes

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

Scooby-Don't.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

Scooby-Don't.

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Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist?

Nothing.

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!