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What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

Scooby-Don't.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

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Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

Scooby-Don't.

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated