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Doo Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

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Scooby Jokes More Scooby Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

Scooby-Don't.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Mystery Jokes More Mystery Jokes

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Muppet Jokes More Muppet Jokes

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Phenomenon Jokes More Phenomenon Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position