Doo Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

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Muppet Jokes More Muppet Jokes

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

Scooby Jokes More Scooby Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

Scooby-Don't.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Bind Jokes More Bind Jokes

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove