How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.