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How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

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What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.