Emos Jokes

What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

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Where do emos get their gaming gear?

Razer.

What do Emos and automatic lights have in common?

They'll both off themselves eventually.

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

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How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer