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Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

Russian Roulette Jokes More Russian Roulette Jokes