Emos Jokes

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

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Chamber Jokes More Chamber Jokes

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Happy Hour Jokes More Happy Hour Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Razer Jokes More Razer Jokes

What's an emo's favourite laptop?

A "Razer Blade"