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Emos Jokes

What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

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Where do emos get their gaming gear?

Razer.

What do Emos and automatic lights have in common?

They'll both off themselves eventually.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Happy Hour Jokes More Happy Hour Jokes

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Good Start Jokes More Good Start Jokes

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

Emotion Jokes More Emotion Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids