Emos Jokes

What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

What do Emos and automatic lights have in common?

They'll both off themselves eventually.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

You might also enjoy:

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Happy Hour Jokes More Happy Hour Jokes

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.