Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!