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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance did the Pilgrims do?

The Plymouth Rock.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!