Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

Cinema Jokes More Cinema Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon