Goal Post Jokes

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.