What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant