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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant