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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.