Question Mark Jokes

How long is a China-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.

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What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!

What's next to England?

A question mark.

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

Question marks.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

China Man Jokes More China Man Jokes

How long is a China-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.

How does the China man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Counterfeit Jokes More Counterfeit Jokes

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

Question marks.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.