Question Mark Jokes

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!

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What's next to England?

A question mark.

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

Question marks.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)