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How long is a China-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.

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What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What's next to England?

A question mark.

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

Question marks.

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Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer