China Man Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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How does the china man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

Why are setups to jokes so important?

Because seven ate nine.

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

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What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

What do you call a rich Chinese person?

Cha ching

Question Mark Jokes More Question Mark Jokes

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!