Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.
He says "wong"
They both need three tugs to get into their slips.
A2 Brute.
Because 7 8 9 A.
...but you might not get it.
Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!
Tooth hurty
Two Wongs don't make a white
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
Cha Ching
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
Because their weapons were made in China
King Two-ton-khamen.
A ton.
No woman wears the same attire every year.
Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.
