Cha Ching Jokes

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

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What Do You Call An Asian Billionare?

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What do you call a rich Chinese?

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What do you call a rich Chinese person?

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What do you call a rich Asian?

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Chinese Billionaire Jokes More Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

Rich Man Jokes More Rich Man Jokes

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.