Cha Ching Jokes

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

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What Do You Call An Asian Billionare?

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What do you call a rich Chinese?

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What do you call a rich Chinese person?

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What do you call a rich Asian?

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Rich Man Jokes More Rich Man Jokes

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.