Cha Ching
Cha-Ching
Cha ching
Cha Ching!*
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
For resisting a rest.
Where my dogs at
They're never short of Sichuan musicians.
A penguyen
Ni-Hao-dy
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
He's got more money than cents
At the bank.
In a shavings account.
I have no Idea.
Who cares!
Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
