What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

China Jokes More China Jokes

How does the China man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"

What's China's national colour?

Censo-red.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

Who get saved?

The United States of America