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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

China Jokes More China Jokes

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.