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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.