What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.