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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'?

Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How does it spell?

Dg".

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle