What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Who survives?

America.