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Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?

That would be wong on so many levels!

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Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!