What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.