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Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.