Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car