What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant