Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent