Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders