Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!