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Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)