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Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!