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Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!