Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!