What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

More satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.