What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.