What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.