What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

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What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.