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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.