Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Brazilian Wax Jokes More Brazilian Wax Jokes

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!