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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

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