Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

Dead.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

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Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.