He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Santa Jaws!
Hypothermia.
There's lots of hogsgobblin.
He had "No body " to go with.
None, that's a hardware issue.
Because he couldn't commit.
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
A barber.