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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

Oct Jokes More Oct Jokes

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Dec Jokes More Dec Jokes

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Christmas Light Jokes More Christmas Light Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.