Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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Their balls are just for decoration.

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It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

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Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25

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Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.