Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Nothing - he'll just return it!
A pineapple
Dork chocolate
He had to take a sheet.
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Because he couldn't commit.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!