Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue
He felt his presents.
He had "No body " to go with.
Booooooo, Booooooo
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
Because he couldn't commit.
They were too GUI.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
Because his uncles are aunts.