Highway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$19.99

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

You might also enjoy:

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Lsd Jokes More Lsd Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

India Jokes More India Jokes

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".