Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)