Because there were lots of turn ons.
Hey guys, watch this!
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Simbalism
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Easy. More traffic is going to hell.
Through the windshield
He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)
Booners
