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Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.